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La Poesia

My thoughts

It is widely agreed that early man communicated through a combination of grunting and visuals. Slowly we evolved until, in my opinion, we reached our literal peak in a time frame roughly spanning between Shakespeare and the Victorian Age. Since that time we have begun a slow, downhill bludgeoning our language and education to the point where I believe our distant, bright future lies in a communication of a combination of grunting and visuals.
Then we will have gone full circle. - Me

"There is no great need that we should repeat the same mistakes, think about it, we have so many new mistakes to get to." - Me

"My flexibility exceeds my ideology.
Does your curiosity outweigh your rigidity?
Are we getting somewhere?" - Me

My quotes

In regards to Orlando..... "With as many flakes as there seem to be in this town, I'd swear it was snowing" - Me

"Relationships are like highways, designed to have traffic flowing in both directions. If you find no oncoming traffic quickly take the second, or perhaps the third exit." - Me

"I am thankful that my living in a psycho cycle is, today, optional" - Me

"I've never met anyone who was "always" right, however I've met many whose ego thought otherwise" - Me

"I had an epiphany today. Unfortunately it was followed by a memory lapse" - Me

"Learn to forgive as if  IT never happened. Remember well so that  IT can be avoided next time" - Me

"The faster my horse runs, the harder it becomes to stop and fully admire every flower" - Me

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, it makes the sound of probability." - Me

"Life's difficult lessons sometimes have a way of pushing us to say repeatedly, "I can't". However, life will not cease until we finally self conclude that, "we must" - Me

"Money comes, money goes. Money comes again, money grows" - Me

"You don't have to be great. Just be good enough to get your foot in the door. Once inside, chain yourself down tightly" - Me

"I can take just about any karmic lesson life has to dish out - as long as it's delivered in the form of chocolate" - Me

"I try to stay on the forefront of hindsight" - Me

"I'm not a racist - I'm a culturalist" - Me

"Common sense is not a transferable commodity" - Me

"Anything you say or do can be used against you in a court of life." - Me

"Hang loose - let your rudder flutter" - Me

"I am a detailed oriented person. This means I do my work half-fast as opposed to half-assed". - Me

"A seed grows better when its given the freedom to do so." - Me

"It is better to follow a suggestion poorly than it is to fail successfully." - Me

"I built the fortress walls with one intention; to keep others out. I now realize their true purpose; to serve as a prison which keeps me locked in."  -  Me 

"Give what you want."  -  Me

"Think inside the outside."  -  Me

They say, "If I only knew then what I know...". If you learn from them now what they know, you'll at least be able to say, "I know now what they wish they knew then".  -  Me

"Your bottom is defined by the point at which you stop digging"  -  Me

"I am skyrocketing toward mediocrity."  - Me

"The lessons I resist lead to my desist."  -  Me

"An apple a day adds calories to your diet."  -  Me

"Although today may not be my greatest day, I'm having the greatest day I've had all day."  -  Me

My suffering soul awaits home. Meanwhile, there are those who believe I should achieve something of significance.  -  Me

Other's quotes

"The reason that problems exist is because there are solutions to be found" - Miss Casino

"By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher." - Socrates

"The older I get, the younger older looks."  -  My mother

"You're never any younger than you are at this moment."  -  My mother

"People don't want what they can't see." - My father

He who knows not and knows not that he knows not is a fool; shun him.
He who knows not and knows that he knows not is a child; teach him.
He knows and knows not that he knows is asleep; wake him.
He who knows and knows that he knows is wise; follow him.  - Ancient Persian Proverb

"Thank God for Jesus!"  -  Steve Burdick

"If I don't see you in the future, I'll see you in the pasture". - David H.

That was a bad time in my life. I'll never forget (because I can't remember it!).  -  Anonymous

If you're going through hell....don't stop!  -  Unknown

 

Descriptives

Anti-socialite

Air-headed awareness

Productivity Impersonator

Freelance Avocator

Meandering Wanderluster

Portmanteaux

Horröbulous - You're jolted, but still undecided on whether its horrible or fabulous.
Fantabulous
Absocertainly
Yabsolutely*
Lardiferous - Of, or relating to one with a weight problem.
Fantariffic - Usually only applies to a great soft drink sold in Mexico.
Astogasting - The state of being just before speechless.
Cynicarian
Sarcastiristic - Extra sarcastic. 
Bizool - Cool, but in a bizarre way.
Femallure - Alluring quality of the female persuasion
Scrumptilightful

 

*Borrowed

When Insults Had Class

The exchange between Churchill & Lady Astor: She said, "If you were
my husband I'd give you poison," and he said, "If you were my wife,
I'd drink it."

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." -
Winston Churchill

"A modest little person, with much to be modest about." - Winston
Churchill

"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with
great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow

"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to
the dictionary." - William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)
"Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big
words?" - Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)

"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time
reading it." - Moses Hadas

"He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I
know." - Abraham Lincoln

"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I
approved of it." - Mark Twain

"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends." -
Oscar Wilde

"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring
a friend... if you have one." - George Bernard Shaw to Winston
Churchill
"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there
is one." - Winston Churchill, in response.

"I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here." -
Stephen Bishop

"He is a self-made man and worships his creator." - John Bright

"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing
trivial." - Irvin S. Cobb

"He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in
others." - Samuel Johnson

"He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up." - Paul Keating

"There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure." Jack
E. Leonard

"They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of
human knowledge." - Thomas Brackett Reed

"In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily." -
Charles, Count Talleyrand

"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him." - Forrest Tucker

"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork." - Mae
West

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." -
Oscar Wilde

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts..
. for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)

"He has Van Gogh's ear for music." - Billy Wilder

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening but this wasn't it." -
Groucho Marx

 

 

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